Some guy just reblogged my chart of assault rifles saying his knowledge of Assault rifles comes from playing the Call of Duty series.
Guess what, Dickweed.
You best change that, or I’m going to hunt you down and make you watch biography after biography on the history of firearms. Starting with the American Military Channel’s Weaponology series. I won’t let you get up to relieve yourself until you can recite to me the history of Rifles, starting with the first “Baker Rifle” and ending with the Austrian AICW.